Wassup! The early Muslim Macassan traders from Indonesia were a totes gnarly bunch of radical dudes. They rode bigger waves than most pro surfers way back in the 1700’s before it was cool, just to visit Australia once a year. This could well have been the first Australian-Muslim connection ever made! They traded harmoniously with the original inhabitants of this great land and left a powerful impact on the language, art and economy of the Indigenous People of Northern Australia. Talk about an epic surfari!
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Appreciate intelligence? Then you’ll appreciate that the world’s first university ever was founded by a woman: Fatima al-Fihri, in 859 AD. Fatima funded the construction and running of the entire university, which is named Al-Qarawiyyin and also doubles as a mosque. She was totally the world’s original hipster and founded the university in Fes, Morocco… Only a true hipster would create a student hub in a city where the most hipster of all hats come from... and guess what? Al-Qarawiyyin is still functioning as a university and mosque to this day! Now that’s what I call girl power!
The first mosques in Australia were built around the early 1860s by ‘cameleers’ who came from present-day Afghanistan, Pakistan and India. They helped open up the outback long before cars and trains, faithfully serving communities that depended upon them for transportation of supplies like mail and water. They also helped build the telegraph system that connected Australia to the world totally before the Internet was a thing. When trains finally arrived, “The Ghan” was named in honour of their hard yakka over the decades.
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Next time you’re strumming that air guitar, imagine its predecessor–the air lute. The invention of the lute (possibly taking its name from ‘Al Oud’ in Arabic) was just one way that Muslim musicians had a profound impact on Europe. They also invented the rahab, which is the ancestor of the violin. Modern musical scales were also derived from the Arabic alphabet. Listen up Mozart, totes radical Muslims rocked out long before you did buddy.
Even totes radical Muslims can end up on Failblog when their skateboarding tricks and other epic stunts don’t go to plan. Luckily, hospitals as we know them today were created in the 9th Century and were established by Muslims in Egypt. The first hospital with wards, teaching centres, and providing free care (a policy that was based on the Muslim tradition of caring for the sick) was called Ahmad ibn Tulun Hospital and dates back to 872. So I guess fully sick Mussies got free medical treatment in hospitals when the rest of the world was still prescribing eye of a newt, dragons tears and unicorn dust to cure the common cold.
Who doesn’t like to go camping? If you don’t like camping you pretty much hate kittens and baby koalas. Camping is only the coolest way to get around and see a bit of the big wide world we live in. It’s almost like jumping on an ancient caravan, full of goats, frankincense, coffee, silk and fragrant spices. The Silk Road was THE go to place for all culturally connected caravans and literally connected the East with the West. Merchants, pilgrims, traders, soldiers, adventurers and nomads from China to the Middle East all travelled the route and shared their wares, stories, culture and diversity along the way. So next time you see a bunch of gray haired nomads pull up at a petrol station towing a caravan behind the family car, doff your cap, curtsey, salute, wave or just smile, because they are the ones keeping the dream alive!
We have a real Sheikh-speare on our hands. He knows that you know, that we know, that they know that some English words originated from Arabic. Here are just a few: Checkmate - Shah-mat, meaning “the king is dead.” used in Chess. Admiral امير البحر literally means “prince of the sea.” Take that Neptune. Algebra الجبر al-jabr. We totally could have done without this one. Seriously, when was the last time you needed to use algebra when buying a packet of chips? Alchemy الكيمياء al-kīmiyā, luckily for us this word was appropriated from Arabic, otherwise that awesome book, The Alchemist, would have had some lame name like “The wandering vagrant.” Carob خرّوب kharrūb. Hippies all over the world are rejoicing with the knowledge that their less than chocolatey treat originated from Arabic! Ream (of paper) originated from رزمة which means “package” or “bundle.” Muslin موصلي mūsilī. No, not Muslim, muslin! The super fine lightweight fabric made in Mesopotamia. Sometimes cotton, sometimes linen and totally awesome for making cheese with. Who doesn’t love cheese! There are so many more amazing words derived from Arabic… But that is your homework to find out what they are!
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Ever been skydiving? Guess who invented the first parachute… that’s right! It was a totes radical Muslim! Back in 852 AD, a man named Abbas Ibn Firnas decided it was time we flew. He may have looked funny with his cloak stiffened with wooden struts and maybe even a little crazy when he jumped off that minaret in Cordoba, Spain, but he didn’t care because he was on a mission! He totally failed to “glide like an eagle” as he’d hoped… but the world’s first parachute was born! Winning! Genius struck again in 875 AD when he perfected a flying machine of silk and eagle feathers, jumped off a mountain and remained airborne for 10 minutes. Luckily for him he had already invented the parachute.
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It was not only the early Australian settlers and bushmen who wore the glorious facial growth known as "The Man Beard," but also the early cameleers who opened up the outback to explorers and settlers alike. They were united as brothers by the manliness sprouting from their faces. Did you know that the humble beard fiercely increases your wood chopping ability? Having a patch of manly facial fuzz also increases your ability to navigate in the wild and locate water. It has been scientifically proven that stroking ones beard after a long day of being wise drastically increases cognitive function and philosophical theories. This is science people… Science! Beards are also completely immune to irony. So throw away your razors and wear a beard… It may feel weird at first, but it’ll grow on you.
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